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Steve Key: Songs/Lyrics

Has Anyone Seen My Keys

(Steve Key)
Has Anyone Seen My Keys?
© 2009 Phil Bearce

V1
Has anyone seen my keys?
I left them right here, somebody please
I’ve gotta get goin’
Motivated protozoan
Anyone, please, I've got to find those keys

V2
Have you seen my other sock?
I’m a-working against the clock
It’s time to get a move on
I need to put my shoes on
Don't tell me the dryer ate my sock

Chorus
I’d lose my head if it wasn’t affixed
Organization offers many conflicts
With the way I steer through the days
Am I scattered or just in a daze?

V3
Now where did I park my car?
I know it’s here, it couldn’t be too far
Section E, F or G
Or was it X, Y Z
At least I've got the keys to my car

Chorus
I’d lose my head if it wasn’t affixed
Organization offers many conflicts
With the way I steer through the days
Am I scattered or just in a daze?