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Wife Number Five (by Steve Key ©2009)

Wife Number One was just for fun
Wife Number Two could not be true
Wife Number Three gave me a family
Wife Number Four chased them all out the door
But I'm glad I stayed alive
For Wife Number Five

Wife Number One was a Mustang
Wife Number Two was a Subaru
Wife Number Three bought an SUV
Wife Number Four kept my Honda Accord
But oh, what I get to drive
With Wife Number Five

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again
Toss the dice and throw the rice and hope it never ends

Wife Number One was pizza
Wife Number Two was steak
Wife Number Three liked Lean Cuisine
Wife Number Four said she wouldn't cook no more
But I'm eating out every night
With Wife Number Five

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again
Just say yes, and until death, I hope we'll still be friends

Wife Number One was a virgin
Wife Number Two was a whore
Wife Number Three liked it once a week
Wife Number Four ran off with the girl next door
But my love life has been revived
With Wife Number Five